Mr. Bean Part One- He passes another car, making the other car go off in a ditch. Backs into a parking space and hits a sign. Puts a padlock on his car door. mr. Bean is preparing for his math exam. The man sitting next to him pulls out a pen and pencil and Mr. Bean pulls out hand fulls of pens, mimicking him. Mr. Bean pulls out toys to sit on his desk, which he played with, along with an alarm clock. He shakes his head and hides his face when he sees the exam. Mr. Bean can’t decide which pen to use. He starts writing with his tongue flailing everywher. He tilts his head to see his neighbor’s paper, but pretends to be in deep thought when he notices. He distracts him to get his answers. But the man throws away the paper because he got th ewrong answer and Mr. Bean has to throw his work away too. He scoots shoulder-to-shoulder with the man next to him. He lays his head on the table and blows on the man’s turned piece of paper to see his answers. He crawls around the desk to see the answers. He starts to weep and cry for his mommy. At the end of the test, he finds he was trying to take the wrong test and can’t control his arm, getting too excited. He runs another car off the road and hits yet another sign. He walks down to the beach to go for a swim but does not notice the man sunbathing. He uses his swim suit as a tissue. he then puts it on over his pants and tries to take his clothes off, but has serious trouble trying to get his pants off. Every time the man looks over at him he pretends to be doing something else, like stretching. When he finally gets changed, the blind man leaves.
Part Two- He backs into a parking space at church knocking another car out of the space and out into the road. During the service, Mr. Bean twiddles his thumbs and stares and the ceiling. He sneezes uncontrollably and pats himself down trying to find a hanky but ends up using his jacket pocket and wipes his hand off disgusted on his pants. He starts to fall asleep, head drooping but starts awake. He falls asleep again, leaning over on the man next to him, who tries to lean away. mr. Bean starts to fall over in the floor, teetering over onto his head, and again jerks awake and sits back down. He holds his eyes open to stay awake and scares the man next to him. He tries to open a piece of candy, bu tthe wrapper crinkling annoyed the man next to him. He gets his hand stuck in his booger pocket and when he tries to pull it out he punches the man next to him. He doesn’t know the words because the man next to him won’t share his book so he loudly sings his own words.
The Return of Mr. Bean- While walking along the sidewalk, he sees a man playing the saxophone. He didn’t want to give the man his bill, so he began to dance next to him and gave the saxophone player the quarter he received from an old lady. He goes in a department store and begins to choke when he goes through the perfume department. He crawls on his stomach to get away, plugging his nose and coughing. He opens a toothbrush and tries it out to make sure its good. He puts it back and grabs another one like it. While looking at towels, he wraps a yellow one around him and models it in the mirror. He gets his feet stuck at the top of the escalator. While looking at kitchen utensils, he pulls out a potato and swtarts using different knives to peel it until he picks one. When picking a skillet, he pulls out a raw fish to see which one fit. While looking at telophones, he beats the display one on the shelf and takes the real one. An older man pushes him out of the way in line and accidentally grabbed Mr. Bean’s card instead of his own. mr. Bean tries to switch the cards and gets his hand stuck in the man’s pocket. He finally gets his hand out in the bathroom stall and scares the man by offering him toilet paper. He goes to eat at a nice restaurant. He writes himself a card and acts surprised to hae been given one. When reading the menu he pulls out all his money and tries to find something that fits his budget. He finds a hanger in the back of his coat jacket. After he tries a little wine, he acts for no more because he’s driving, which he acts out with wheel motions. He begins to bang his knife on all the glass at his table. While playing with and whipping his napkin onto his lap, he throws it onto a neighboring table. When his food comes, he gags as it goes down and listens to it to see if it’s still alive. He hides his meat under the flowers, inside the bread and under his plate. He dumps out the sugar into a glass, pours in some meat, and puts the sugar back in on top of it. A violin player comes and plays him happy birthday and will not leave until Mr. Bean takes a bite, so he does and spits it down the back of the man’s pants. He also dumped it in the lady at the next table’s purse. When a waitor spills a plate on his table, he acted like the waitor knocked all that meat everywhere. He was with a group waiting to meet the royal family. He tries to shine his shoes by spitting on them and wiping them on the back of his pants. He smells his breath by eating the air around him, then sprayed an entire container of breath spray in his mouth. He took a string off the maid’s outfit to floss, breaking her apron, and hurt his tooth. He needed a handkerchief for his suit pocket so he ripped up a postcard to look like one. He wanted to trim his nails, so he tried to trim them on his pants zipper, gathering some strange looks from the people around him. He couldn’t get his pants zipped up because his hand was stuck in them. He went to bow and head-butted the queen, knocking her to the ground.
The Curse of Mr. Bean- When going to park in a parking garage, he couldn’t reach the ticket so he used an extended metal hand. He goes to pool and slides down the elephant trunk, but when the lifeguard yells at him he walks back up the slide and runs to the adult pool. He runs around the pool to the high dive. He starts shaking and grabs onto the railing when he sees how far down the water was. His legs buckled and he laid down on the board. He inched his way to the edge and got tohis feet. He tried to act cool when some kids showed up. He hunched down to dive and rocked back and forth at th edge then fell backwards. He decided to ease his legs off first and was hanging by his hands. The kid stomped on his hand so he fell down into the water. He lost his trunks when he fell and a little girl pulled them out. When the lifeguard called for everyone to get out of the pool, he went under water and held his breath til everyone left. A girls swim team saw him hiding naked and screamed and ran away. He tried to outsmart the gate blocking the exit to the parking garage but using a trash can, but went out the “no exit” way and came head-to-head with another car, so he was forced back into the garage. He backed up and when the gate for another car to enter was lifted he came at them and backed them out of the garage, flipping the car onto its side. He goes to the park and sits down by a man on a bench. The man pulls out his mini sandwiches, and Mr. Bean pulls out a huge loaf of bread which he proceeds to cut apart with scissors. He then pulled out a container of butter from his jacked and used his credit card to spread it. Next he pulled out a bag of lettuce which he washed off in the water fountain then whipped around in his sock. Then he pulled out a jar of live fish which he knocked against the bench to make sure they were dead. He laid out a napkin stuck whole black pepper in it and crushed it to sprinkle over his sandwich. The man next to him blew on his coffee. Mr. Bean stuck a tea bag down a huge canteen, then sucked some milk out of a baby bottle and spit it inside also, which he mixed around. Then he sneezed, dropping his sandwich and spilling his drink, so the man gave him his other sandwich. Mr. Bean got out and pushed his car when he got stuck at a red light and went to the movies. He bought his date a tiny popcorn and himself a huge one. He stuck the popcorn in his nose and his mouth to act out differnt scary movies. He tapped on the girl’s opposite shoulder to make her think it was someone else and screamed as soon as the movie started. He sank down into his chair and covered his face, one eye popping out occasionally. He wanted to leave, so he put his sweater over his face. he stuffed his face with popcorn and threw it everywhere. Then he put the bag over his face to hide the screen. When he was leaving he went to grab his date’s hand, but just grabbed her jacket and screamed.
